Old timer or not, I'm gonna claim to be better than new.
When I was new I weighed about 7 lbs, couldn't feed myself, couldn't get to the toilet when I needed to go, couldn't walk, or talk, or read, or argue with my betters. I couldn't even sleep all night without somebody having to feed and change me. All I could really do was gurgle, or cry, or eat.
I'm much better than that.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 8, 2017 2:48 AM MST