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Benedict Arnold

Pickup line?! I need some advice...

Category: EP Questions.

Today will be a round of questions I asked at EP. Found my copy of 500+ questions from back then and thought I'd share some of them here. We could not add media there, so that will be new for every question re-asked here. 

"Ahm...I lost my lipstick...can I borrow your lips?!" *pout* Any good, no?! Do you think she will end up kissing me?!

[Funny, I asked this one one year ago, on the date]

Posted - February 9, 2017
Tags : Pickup Lines EP Questions

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      February 9, 2017 10:21 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Awesome. I'm that easy! Haha!
      February 9, 2017 10:54 AM MST
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  • I don't know I was married for so long, but sometimes women would ask me if I had any plans for the weekend?
    Like a good husband I would just reply "no, just staying home, have a nice day."

    It is kinda the perfect line though:

    Any plans for the weekend?
    Umm.. Just thinking about going to see a movie.
    Oh yeah, which one?
    Manchester by the sea ( or whatever random movie).
    Oh yeah, I've heard of that one, I gotta check that out sometime.
    Actually, I'm just going by myself so if you wanna come see it I could pick you up after work or meet you there, whatever.
    Cool, I get off work at 5.
    So I'll just come by here and we could eat first or something.
    OK. : )
    OK see you then.: )

    At least that's how I see it going in my head, but then again I haven't dated anyone but my ex in 15 years so maybe it doesn't work like that anymore?


      February 9, 2017 10:37 AM MST
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  • 17261
    You know, there's only one way to find out... but remember they are all individuals and might react differently all depending on who you ask. Mine worked one year ago, but i take it you don't use lipstick. ;-)
      February 9, 2017 10:57 AM MST
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  • LoL, yeah I always have to prepare myself in case I get rejected.
    I find that if a woman isn't interested she usually won't initiate conversation or she'll just ask "how are you today, good that's good."
    If a woman is interested you'll know it because she'll make it as easy as possible for you to ask her out.
    Women are crafty and they know what they want and how to get it, LoL.

    Except at a bank because they're trained to be as nice as possible to everyone, always.
    The bank just wants your money and it's hard to tell if the woman behind the counter really likes you or not.
    Waitresses want tips as well and probably get hit on 20 times a day so I avoid them, but grocery store clerks, women who work at the eye doctor, women I meet at the beach these are my targets, LoL.
    If they say " any plans for the weekend?"
    I'm ready to respond. : )

    I think online dating is probably more efficient actually, you don't even need pickup lines, just a good profile and some courage to say hi.

    Good luck. : )


      February 9, 2017 11:21 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Haha. Great remarks. All my best to you. :-)
      February 9, 2017 11:24 AM MST
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  •   February 9, 2017 12:27 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Now that one would have me running away. Lol. I doubt B @ B ever succeeded.



    Link: https://youtu.be/sFJNGsO4Sso This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 10, 2017 7:34 AM MST
      February 9, 2017 1:26 PM MST
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  • 3523
    The lips thing is too physical for me for an ice breaker.  How about, "Will you marry me?"
      February 9, 2017 8:30 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I'd be running away. Lip thing would catch my attention, if they belong to a gorgeous woman. Hmm. :-)
      February 10, 2017 1:25 AM MST
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  • 3523
    So, you like women eh?  Me too. The marriage comment was just a joke but I've always had a tendency to come on too strong.  I'll try to think of something else, something funny.
      February 10, 2017 5:00 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Yus. Sapphic love. The fun thing about any lines is that they will be perceived differently all depending on who's saying them, and who's receiving them. Doesn't make it any easier, no?
      February 11, 2017 12:44 AM MST
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  • 3523
    How's this: "You look delicious!"
      February 10, 2017 8:36 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Wouldn't necessarily win me over. :-)
      February 11, 2017 12:45 AM MST
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  • 3523
    Okay, what would?
      February 22, 2017 7:53 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Hmm. Right person could possibly reach out for me with something risky that will cause me a smile and/or giggle. The line is very thin and easy crossed. You'd be disqualified by default. Not because of your personality, but your sex. ;-)
      February 22, 2017 11:01 PM MST
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  • I had one given to me which was "Will you live with me". I'd only spoken to they guy twice. It was like "do you want to come and do my laundry" or something. I declined.
      February 10, 2017 1:34 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Lol.
      February 10, 2017 1:45 AM MST
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  • 3523
    How's this: "You look delicious!"
      February 10, 2017 10:04 PM MST
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  • 3523
    How's this: "You look delicious!"
      February 10, 2017 10:04 PM MST
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  • 7792
    Pickup lines don't work on me SapphicHeart. You'll have to get my attention another way.;-)
     
      February 9, 2017 8:35 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. Meant for girl. Ahem. Could be useful for a valentines date, no? Guess with you it should be something like this...

    "Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more."
      February 10, 2017 1:23 AM MST
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  • "I think you're a genius". It got his attention. )
      February 10, 2017 1:28 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Haha. And how about yours? Hmm.
      February 10, 2017 1:48 AM MST
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