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Benedict Arnold

Naughty one... Too naughty?!

Category: EP Questions.

Today will be a round of questions I asked at EP. Found my copy of 500+ questions from back then and thought I'd share some of them here. We could not add media there, so that will be new for every question re-asked here. 

A lesbian strolls into a sex toy store and asks where the vibrators are.
"Come along these lines," the charming lady behind the counter says, motioning her finger.
"If I could come that way, I wouldn't require the vibrator, would I?" The lady reacts.

Posted - February 9, 2017
Tags : Joke EP Questions Naughty

Responses


  • LMAO!!!!


    What do two lesbians do when they are on their period together?
      February 9, 2017 10:22 AM MST
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  • 10026
    Please don't make us wait an entire month to find out the answer, Glis... 
    I don't know... What?... :) :) 
      February 9, 2017 10:38 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Something involving vampires? Do you know I've been called a vampire once? Can you believe it, after all I'm a good girl? Everyone knows this! Oomph.
      February 9, 2017 10:53 AM MST
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  • Finger painting!
      February 9, 2017 12:22 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Haha. Gross.
      February 9, 2017 3:10 PM MST
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  • Well they usually are gross if they aren't mean.
      February 9, 2017 5:30 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Mean? Fingers, or lesbians? Hmm.
      February 9, 2017 5:36 PM MST
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  • Jokes
      February 9, 2017 5:41 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh.
      February 9, 2017 5:46 PM MST
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  •   February 9, 2017 12:24 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. Too naughty? Oopsie. I'm sorry. ;-)
      February 9, 2017 3:11 PM MST
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  • Let's add a little culture to this unseemly question. There's nothing like poetry to give a subject a degree of substance. And so...

    A lesbian lass from Khartoum
    took a gay fellow up to her room,
    but they cried in distress
    in their state of undress: 
    "Who's to do what, and with which and to whom?" 
      February 9, 2017 3:07 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Loved it. Hmm. And how do we answer the question, too naughty? Lol. :-)
      February 9, 2017 3:13 PM MST
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  • Sufficient to say that Mrs Didge didn't think it was too naughty. :)
      February 9, 2017 4:07 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Great. I like her more and more for each time you mention her. :-)
      February 9, 2017 4:11 PM MST
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  • Ok... The gloves are metaphorically off ...
    A guy visits an old friend who runs a sex toy shop London ... Perfect timing the owner says ... I just have to slip out for a few minutes and you can run the shop ... The friend protests but I don't know the business... The owner replies it's no problem... Everything is in the back room clearly labelled.
    The owner leaves ... Half an hour later he returns and asks the friend how did it go.
    The friend replied a white woman wanted an 8 inch white dildo... He quickly found it and made the sale.
    Next a black woman came in and wanted a 12 inch black dildo ... He found that and completed the sale.
    Next a Scottish woman came into the shop.
    What did she want asked the owner.
    I don't know but I sold her your thermos flask for 25 quid!


    Ok... It's an oldie
      February 9, 2017 6:01 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oldies are still goldies. Great laugh. XD
      February 10, 2017 1:50 PM MST
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