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Tempted by the fruit of another?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - February 10, 2017

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  • 8214
    Yes, that's the one with yummy nuts and soft raisins.  I lurve fruitcake even the dry kind.  I just put plenty of butter on it and warm it up.  yummy, yummy, yummy.  :  )
      February 10, 2017 5:22 PM MST
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  • 17261
    :-)
      February 11, 2017 12:47 AM MST
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  • 53509
    Learn to share the fruit and there won't be any problems.  Greedy.               ~
      February 10, 2017 9:26 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. I do share, Randy...

      February 11, 2017 12:54 AM MST
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  • 53509
    See, what did I tell you? You two aren't even satisfied with one strawberry; you need a whole bowl. The entire neighborhood will be coming around now.

    Hey, wait a sec . . . something's missing here . . .


    ~
      February 11, 2017 1:54 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Nah, it's all good Randy... we will share our fruits with them. Oh, here... I did not forget you male-pal, some fruits for you...

      February 11, 2017 2:39 AM MST
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  • 53509
    You do care about me, you do!

    ~
      February 11, 2017 7:04 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh yes, we all have our twisted ways. Scary, huh? But, I won't become your online wife, ex or anything! I saw what happened! I did!
      February 11, 2017 9:12 AM MST
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  • 53509
    Those are all lies and rumors started by my enemies. 

    ~
      February 11, 2017 10:29 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Hellooooo! I was there, I saw it with my own eyes how she disappeared in the middle of your fake pretend lawyers figuring out how to make a settlement. Oomph. I'm not going there, nope!
      February 11, 2017 12:32 PM MST
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  • 8214
    I missed that one. 
      February 13, 2017 6:40 AM MST
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  • 53509
    If you claim you saw something, where is she?

    (Fake testimony.)

    :[
      February 13, 2017 7:45 AM MST
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  • 17261
    She disappeared right in front of my eyes. You made her disappear. We all know that. It's an alternative fact.
      February 13, 2017 7:59 AM MST
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