Are you this, that...or something else?

I'm this and that, and sometimes I'm also something else.

Some are afraid of the dark because of what might be in the dark with them. Not me. I'm the thing in the dark that people are afraid of. In fact, the other things in the dark that some are afraid of, are also afraid of being in the dark with me. Remember this post next time you see a pitch dark room. I'll be waiting.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 13, 2017 3:43 PM MST

Depends on who you ask.


My father would call me a "this" as in "This one. This.  This is the handful that's driving me nuts."

My mother would call me a "that" as in "That one over there, yeah, that one with the tin foil hat. That weirdo is mine."

My grandmother would call me "something else" as in "Oy, you're something else.  I'll show you something else with my spoon on your tushie! Now get inside."

something else

Listen here. I don't know wtf I am anymore.

Something else.

I've been called "Something Else"
more often than the other two.

Yes.