What Kind of Tattoo Should You Get?

I wouldn't defile myself. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 15, 2017 8:09 PM MST

I have a 5" dragon on my upper back. That's all I'm ever going to need.

I am not doing a tattoo. As soon as I do, I will live to be 103 and it will be 3 inches lower than wear it started out. No one wants to see that, and I don't think I want to live to be 103. As for a portrait tattoo, VERY few tattoo artist can do them right. If you want to immortalize someone you love with some freaky image permanently tattooed on your body, go for it. (You should google those images.-shudder)

I already have five tattoos. I have my next three already chosen.

"I'm getting a full-sized tattoo ... of me ... only taller."

On my left bicep I have a yin yang symbol and on my right bicep is the symbol for the Gemini

Couldn't be find te link, so I'm not sure if I found the right quiz. I used this link: https://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/what-kind-of-tattoo-should-you-get?utm_term=.gyWDxW1KPp#.hlbbR2M3xk



You got: sleeves, aka ALL THE TATTOOS.

Ideal Placement: Arm, leg, back. It’s no wonder that you’re only attracted to people who are even more tatted up than you are. You’re a wild child with an addiction to adrenaline, and there is no way you would be able to stop at 1, 2, 3 or even 12 tattoos.


Dang. Would you still want to have me as your partner in the Olympics? Oh. By the way, when is next practice? Ahem. *blushes*

You got: an abstract watercolor tattoo.

Ideal Placement: Forearm, collarbone, upper arm, calf. You have unassailably impeccable aesthetic taste. Ever since a young age, you’ve exhibited creativity and an innate artistry. You care more about good ideas than “things.”

But ... but ... I knew this already. Grr.

You got: a nature tattoo.

Ideal Placement: Forearm, back, upper thigh, along the torso. You’d rather be outside. You love hiking in the fall, camping in the summer, and you live where you live specifically for the access to fresh produce. Trees, flowers, and birds are the only motif you could ever imagine intricately emblazoning onto your body.

Some of that might apply, but considering I have a tattoo of a wolf on my chest, Japanese kanji on the back of my neck/upper back, a Celtic knot on my inner wrist....trees, flowers, birds...meh! 

I didn't need a quiz to tell me this:

A simple tattoo would be best for you. They are sweet and small and are perfect for those who don't want everyone to go nuts over their new ink. These tattoos are super cute and they don't require you to sit in a studio for hours.

NONE

Ha!

You got: a regrettable tattoo that will probably happen one day when you are too drunk to know what is even going on.

Ideal Placement: Although not ideal, this tattoo will probably end up on your forehead, forearm, or neck. While your decision-making skills aren’t that amazing to begin with, it gets even worse when you’re mentally impaired. Your friends, however, will be willing to overlook your lame, cringe-worthy tattoo because of your entertainingly insane antics.

On my left groin.