Cremation is quicker, cheaper and saves on space. I want to be cremated. Light a cigarette, place it in my stiff hand, close the casket and play "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash, please.
I don't really care one way or the other. Feed me to wild wolves for all I care.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 18, 2017 3:50 PM MST
“I sometimes think that never blows so red The Rose as where some buried Caesar bled; That every Hyacinth the Garden wears Dropt in its Lap from some once lovely Head.” -- Omar Khayyam
Growing up in England I heard real horror stories about the crematorium which have stayed with me so definitely no cremation for me. I always thought I'd like to be entombed in one of those mausoleums with air conditioning and elevator music.