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Benedict Arnold

What are the acceptable reasons for taking more than one donut, at a time, from the AM Break Room?

Posted - February 18, 2017
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  • 13395
    Because last time I needed a donut fix all that was left were donut holes.
      February 18, 2017 1:04 AM MST
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  • That a good one, I'll write that down. Thanks.
      February 18, 2017 1:18 AM MST
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  • 2465
    Cuz I was hungry;

    I left my lunch at home;

    There was nobody around;

    There wasn't a sign saying only take one.
      February 18, 2017 1:18 AM MST
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  • Well, I've tried 1,3 & 4 ... they don't work. #2 sounds good though. :)
      February 18, 2017 1:22 AM MST
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  • 2465
    Ok, you can have #2 at no additional charge. 
      February 22, 2017 2:37 AM MST
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  • It's a deal!
      February 22, 2017 2:45 AM MST
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  • 2465
    Sorry, I just did a price check and that will be $143.25. Will that be cash ir credit card?  (A 10% discount is available for cash).
      February 22, 2017 3:19 AM MST
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  • "Well, let me see ... can you break a million?"

      February 22, 2017 3:34 AM MST
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  • Randy D is a friend of mine and I didn't want him to get fat, so I took the last donut.
      February 18, 2017 3:33 AM MST
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  • Self-sacrifice ... that's a keeper! :)
      February 18, 2017 6:35 AM MST
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  • Greater love hath no man, Alf. :)
      February 18, 2017 2:44 PM MST
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  • 11006
    Hardly anybody eats sweets anymore and I hate to see them go to waste.
      February 18, 2017 3:57 AM MST
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  • Ya ... my Mother fell for that one every time. :)
      February 18, 2017 6:44 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. Bring along one for others too?

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 18, 2017 4:55 PM MST
      February 18, 2017 5:31 AM MST
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  • That might work ... if you're not followed. :)
      February 18, 2017 6:45 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Sneaky sneaky...

      February 18, 2017 7:02 AM MST
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  • Because I can't count. No one is going to feel anything other than pity for a 40 something, innumerate woman who is obvioulsy unhinged. In fact, I will be given all the remaining donuts as compensation for my mental shortcomings.
    (That is what I'm sticking to. Hm)
      February 18, 2017 5:47 AM MST
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  •   February 18, 2017 6:58 AM MST
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  • No :)
      February 18, 2017 7:09 AM MST
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  • I could go along with the "poor woman" scam, but "all the donuts" ... not unless you're well armed! :)
      February 18, 2017 7:14 AM MST
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  • 7792
    1. Hunger
    2. Because there are soooooooooooooo many.
      February 18, 2017 2:46 PM MST
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  • Those don't work. I've tried them both. :(
      February 18, 2017 3:05 PM MST
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  • 10026
    All these years you had us fooled... You are really an undercover cop :) This post was edited by Merlin at February 18, 2017 6:20 PM MST
      February 18, 2017 5:08 PM MST
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  •   February 18, 2017 6:20 PM MST
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