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Benedict Arnold

How often has the bottle let you down?

Posted - February 18, 2017
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  • Never. I was breastfed.
      February 18, 2017 6:50 PM MST
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  • (rimshot)
      February 18, 2017 6:51 PM MST
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  • 3191
    Ask me in the morning.  
      February 18, 2017 7:01 PM MST
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  • Ha!
      February 18, 2017 7:28 PM MST
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  • "Just One Time"

      February 18, 2017 7:09 PM MST
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  •   February 18, 2017 7:29 PM MST
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  • Yup! That's the one!
      February 18, 2017 7:50 PM MST
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  • 1 hundred and 34 times... It felt good in the moment though ;)

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rfjtpp90lu8
      February 18, 2017 7:25 PM MST
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  • It's a good idea until it becomes a bad idea.
      February 18, 2017 7:31 PM MST
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  • True : )
    i just estimating 134 alcohol related mistakes .... It's probably more like eight .... Cos a) I exaggerate .... B) all I wanna do is  eat pizza when really drunk  
    C) pass out ....;)
      February 18, 2017 7:37 PM MST
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  • Pizza or Mexican food. The biggest problem when I do tie one on is the mess I make in the kitchen.  I hate doing dishes with a handover.:(
      February 18, 2017 7:43 PM MST
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  • 5808
    had a leak in one once
    but it was plastic. haha
    ...Can plastic be a bottle
    Or does it have to be glass?
      February 18, 2017 7:45 PM MST
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  • Oh >_<
      February 18, 2017 7:51 PM MST
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  • 22891
    it hasnt cause i dont drink
      February 18, 2017 8:27 PM MST
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  • Dear Glis,

    Well here in Tenino, I only have one chance...because there is only one tavern in town!

    However there are nine churches; do you think that is enough to serve the spiritual yearning of all 1700 of us who live in this town? ...and I can actually see FOUR of the nine churches from my apartment...however I have to walk FOUR BLOCKS to get to the tavern!

    The odds are just stacked against me...(sob)

    * * *
    Actually, I love drinking too much to waste the liquor drowning my sorrows...if I am sad I just stomp around, yelling and crying till I get it out of my system...alcohol is only for the good times!
      February 18, 2017 9:35 PM MST
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  • 5835
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
      February 19, 2017 1:33 AM MST
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