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Benedict Arnold

If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?

More lies!

Posted - February 19, 2017
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  • Good point!
      February 19, 2017 11:29 AM MST
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  • Nice!
      February 19, 2017 11:48 AM MST
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  • 17596
    You must have elementary school kids.  Both of mine came home with that one many years ago.

    Why is everything on your profile page lined through? This post was edited by Thriftymaid at February 19, 2017 11:51 AM MST
      February 19, 2017 11:49 AM MST
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  • I volunteer with kids, they are very curious and they make we always think with the questions they ask.
      February 19, 2017 11:51 AM MST
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  • Yes... their why questions do make you stop and think and realise the holes in your own ideas
      February 19, 2017 12:27 PM MST
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  • I put lines through it because I wanted it to look different I guess and attract more people to look at my profile. Guess it worked? lol
      February 19, 2017 11:53 AM MST
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  • 17596
    I look at someone's profile when it's the first time I've run into them.  I guess you are new here.  Enjoy!
      February 19, 2017 5:04 PM MST
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  • I am. Thank you.
      February 19, 2017 5:05 PM MST
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  • 5614
    That's where the money leaves? This post was edited by O-uknow at February 19, 2017 12:51 PM MST
      February 19, 2017 12:43 PM MST
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  • It is possible for money to grow on trees but there's a problem. 

    Back in the 1950s a movie (I think it was called "It Grows on Trees") was made about a guy who had a money tree that grew perfect greenbacks. He ran into all the problems you'd expect from thieves, the Internal Revenue, and the G-men, solved the lot, and was all set to live happily ever after with more money than Croesus. Or Trump.

    Then the inevitable happened and the banknotes went the same way as any other leaf taken from any other tree. They aged and crumbled to dust.
      February 19, 2017 4:00 PM MST
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  • 22891
    cause they think it does
      February 19, 2017 9:40 PM MST
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  • 184
    For the same reason we (in the US) drive on the Parkway and park on the Driveway.
      February 20, 2017 3:41 AM MST
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