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Please give me 3 legitimate reasons why my living room is spinning? Why?

Posted - February 24, 2017

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  • Shhhhhhhh! I would answer your question... But I'm pretty sure all my couch cushions have been bugged by MOUNTIES! And I am scared of their hats :( I need a pizza but my phones are bugged too!!!! This is a disaster :( ..... ;) 
      February 24, 2017 10:56 PM MST
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  • 1. You're on a swirly chair
    2. Someone has hung you from your feet to the roof of your living roof and spinned you
    3. The bath salts you just injected into yourself are now kicking in
    bonus:
    4. All of the above.
      February 24, 2017 11:07 PM MST
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  • Yeah:) my stationary chair was spinning :)
      February 25, 2017 10:54 AM MST
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  • Lack of food, to much booze or the illicit substance you are smoking at the moment, or all of the following.
      February 24, 2017 11:16 PM MST
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  • Most likely all of the following but I'm going with the Wonder Woman theory ... Cos I said so :)
      February 25, 2017 10:55 AM MST
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  • Ha, that's my standard line at work, maybe that's why they call me Miss Angry Head.
      February 28, 2017 6:10 PM MST
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  • Oh gawd :( don't give me notification on question I asked while intoxicated and thought I was "Wonder Woman " on a night I'm still sober :( I guess I should drink now ;) 
      February 28, 2017 6:14 PM MST
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  • You are Wonder Woman, & don't allow anybody to tell you any different........ oh & btw if you plan on drinking, give me a shout, I'm right in the mood to get hammered. 
      February 28, 2017 6:21 PM MST
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  • lol thank you :) yep ....Ready .... Set .... Go! :) Annnd drink! 
      February 28, 2017 6:28 PM MST
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  • I hope you're up for the shallenge of dringking with someone as fophisticated as me.

      February 28, 2017 7:00 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Too much of Canadian gin,
    too much of Tim Hortons Doughnuts
    and last but my favorite...
    swooning over Canadian PM;))
      February 24, 2017 11:54 PM MST
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  • No gin or donuts .... So must be Justin ;p 
      February 25, 2017 10:56 AM MST
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  • 7683
    How did I forget Justin;))
      February 25, 2017 7:05 PM MST
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  • You didnt !!! You posted his pic :p
      February 25, 2017 7:14 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Hey, aren't you referring to Justin bieber;))
      February 25, 2017 7:18 PM MST
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  • Lol no!!! Blah ! our prime  minister you posted pic of named Justin too ;p
      February 25, 2017 7:20 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Yes, I really like the PM....he's quite handsome;)) 
      February 25, 2017 7:32 PM MST
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  • Uhhhh huh ... Try working in Ottawa with him incharge ;p
      February 25, 2017 7:38 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Hmm. Maybe you got hit by this, WW mentioned three others... maybe it's all of them... you can make me spin anytime... ahem...



    Link: https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 25, 2017 7:15 PM MST
      February 25, 2017 12:03 AM MST
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  •   February 25, 2017 10:57 AM MST
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    OMG. It's the besterest song! I will tell you a secret, felt like this just before. A princess made me feel this dizzy. It felt sooooo good. :-P
      February 25, 2017 11:37 AM MST
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  • Oh look,  Jamie was thinking about me again.   So sweet.
      February 25, 2017 5:51 AM MST
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  • Lol yeah :) it's the pink bunny suit :p 
      February 25, 2017 10:58 AM MST
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  • That will do it.
      February 25, 2017 11:43 AM MST
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  • 22891
    go to the er if youre getting dizzy like that
      February 27, 2017 10:15 AM MST
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