I'd tell her that, Lady H, except that she's a keen gardener and spends most of the day outside -- soaking up the sunlight and getting stung by bees and wasps, to which she has an allergy. That's when i climb onto my white charger, grab a can of bug spray, and ride into the attack. Mowing the grass is definitely safer.
I had one ... For me is someone that would shave small part his leg when I was a little bit angry ....Or huge part his arm when I was allots angry .to make me laugh or at least smile .... Stupid but worked everytime :)..Someone who made me laugh everyday .... Cos I said so :)