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Signs of love makin'? [stay inside TOS]

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - March 4, 2017
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  • I suppose if we had a look at the origin of love making we would be within the TOS. And there can be no safer source than the Book of Genesis. It happened this way: 

    God was displeased with Adam and explained that he and Eve had been created to procreate the species.
    "How do I that, Lord?" asked Adam.
    "I've given you all the instincts you need," said God. "Just take Eve's hand and go behind that apple tree over there. You'll soon work it out.
    So Adam and Eve went behind the tree and the sounds of leaves rustling and heavy breathing were soon heard.
    After a few minutes Adam's head appeared from behind the tree and he said, "Lord, I've got a question."
    God shook his kindly head in despair but managed to keep the impatience out of his voice. "What is it Adam?"
    And Adam asked the question that has puzzled his children, and the children of his children, ever since. "Lord, what's a headache?

      March 4, 2017 2:51 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Bwahahahaha. Something to be cured! Lmao. *giggles*
      March 4, 2017 3:49 PM MST
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  • 7792
    1. Wet sheets
    2. Excessive spooning
    3. Kissing after the fact.
    4. Post-coital conversation.
    Did I get this right? This post was edited by Zack at March 4, 2017 3:51 PM MST
      March 4, 2017 2:55 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Love the pillow talks!
      March 4, 2017 3:50 PM MST
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  • 5614
    Used condoms tossed on the sidewalk and in the street?
      March 4, 2017 3:26 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Hmm. Dunno. For some it might be, you? What do you think?
      March 4, 2017 3:50 PM MST
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  • 6124
    I don't know why I'm posting this.  I can't stand Air Supply.  Guess I'm too lazy to look for something else.




      March 4, 2017 3:55 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Haha. Well... at least you're honest. :-)
      March 4, 2017 4:20 PM MST
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  • 11007
      March 4, 2017 4:21 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Taking notes, Jane... any other good ones to keep an eye on? Ahem, be aware about? (Had me laughing, thankies... much needed)
      March 4, 2017 4:28 PM MST
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  •   March 4, 2017 6:02 PM MST
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  • 17261
      March 5, 2017 1:24 AM MST
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  • 5451
    I don't know how this happened!  I swear!  ahem

      March 4, 2017 9:39 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oops. Wasn't me, why I prefer all kinds of places... as if I got a lot to say where to be caught tied up... oh... ahem... wasn't me... okay?
      March 5, 2017 12:11 AM MST
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  • 7683
    Rumpled clothes or sheets;))
      March 4, 2017 11:46 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Hate it when the kids used the bed to play their hide and go seek... Oomph. ;-)
      March 5, 2017 12:12 AM MST
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