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Randy D

Why would you rather be a man's wallet than a woman's purse?

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Posted - March 12, 2017
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  • You don't have to carry tampons around and get set on public bathroom floors.
      March 12, 2017 11:50 PM MDT
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  • Far better to be slim enough to fit in a hip pocket than fat enough to hold the department store women carry with them wherever they go. 
      March 13, 2017 12:34 AM MDT
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  • I don't want to be pressed against some guy's butt all day. 
      March 13, 2017 10:15 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    cause they probably have more money in their wallets than we do in our purses
      March 13, 2017 2:49 PM MDT
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  • 53502
    Obviously, you've never met my wife. 

    (((Wait, she's standing right behind me, isn't she?)))


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      March 13, 2017 8:58 PM MDT
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