I remember was quite young and my family went to some nice restaurant and I was eating shrimp. I told my Mom, "These are really crunchy." Hahahahaha...
In my circle of friends I'm known as the clumsy one. One evening, me and several friends were gathered at my place for a celebration dinner. One friend had finished his last paper for his degree. I had cooked up from scratch some delicious spaghetti. I was almost finished dishing out the bowls and taking the last bowl to the table. Unknown to me, my belt buckle came loose and caught onto the kitchen cabinet. As soon as I try to leave the counter for the table, I fall completely on the floor. Spaghetti is everywhere, my dog is licking off what splattered on my face, and I'm on the floor with my butt hanging in the air off the cabinet door all in front of my guests.
On the bright side, I have really strong cabinet doors in order to hold me up, lol! XD
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 14, 2017 6:48 AM MDT
one time when i was working in the resorts and was eating in their dining rm this fly kept flying by and i kept swapping it, it got mad at me and bit me in the neck
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