Discussion » Questions » Humor and Jokes » P is for puritans?

P is for puritans?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - March 19, 2017

Responses


  • The puritan through life's sweet garden goes,
    To pluck the thorn and throw away the rose.

      March 19, 2017 12:15 PM MDT
    5

  • 17261
    I borrowed this one, I don't want to give you a D grade after all. I'll give you a straight...

      March 19, 2017 12:20 PM MDT
    3

  • 17261
    Lolz. I could have sworn I knew a few ones for that P... Butt... I was offline all day, and coming here (no puns intended)... Hmm... Looks like we found P is for puritans. Let's praise the holy P's in skies, and pretend no other P's exists, nor will be sought. I could have sworn there were way easier ways than a community like this one. Oh boy, someone is having opinions without even looking into context. Yada yada yada... Reminds me, we should not cry...

      March 19, 2017 12:38 PM MDT
    2

  • 6124
    You need to be careful how you swing that thing around here.  It's so huge it's blinding!
      March 20, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
    2

  • The Puritans landed on Plymouth Rock.  What if Plymouth Rock had landed on the Puritans? 
      March 19, 2017 12:59 PM MDT
    2

  • 17261
    Guess there would have been less of them. Well, depending on from what altitude it was dropped, the rock... next angle of impact, etc. Arrrggh. Too much math in this. Gah.
      March 20, 2017 1:18 AM MDT
    1

  • 7683
    Psmith
    i am a Wodehouse fan...P reminds me of psmith;))
      March 19, 2017 1:12 PM MDT
    3

  • 17261
      March 20, 2017 1:16 AM MDT
    1

  • 6477
    Indeed
      March 19, 2017 1:20 PM MDT
    1

  • 17261
    Ugh. could be so many great pleasant things else, but... Meh. I don't like.
      March 20, 2017 1:14 AM MDT
    1

  • 22891
    sure and its also for my name too which is Pearl
      March 19, 2017 2:50 PM MDT
    2

  • 17261
    Are they connected? Just joking... ;-)
      March 20, 2017 1:13 AM MDT
    1

  • 17600
    Puritans
      March 20, 2017 1:09 PM MDT
    0

  • 17261
    Sighs. Was my fear. Meh.
      March 20, 2017 3:33 PM MDT
    1

  • 6124
    P is for Possibilities

      March 20, 2017 3:48 PM MDT
    1

  • 17261
    Love this one. So much a P could include. Mhmm.
      March 20, 2017 4:26 PM MDT
    1