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Benedict Arnold

In 7 words or less, how could you ruin a dinner date?

Posted - March 24, 2017
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  • Excuse me while I whip this out.
      March 24, 2017 8:44 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) depends on girl :) but yeah ... that would do it.:)
      March 24, 2017 8:47 PM MDT
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  • There's always variables....  But generally.
      March 24, 2017 8:49 PM MDT
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  • I think is no someting should say .... Yes :) 
      March 24, 2017 8:52 PM MDT
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  • I'm good at saying things I should not.  :/
      March 24, 2017 8:55 PM MDT
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  • Yes .... Yes you are :) that's why I like you.... Or tolerate you ;)
      March 24, 2017 9:02 PM MDT
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  • It's okay, you can admit it.
      March 24, 2017 9:04 PM MDT
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  • Admit what??? that I tolerate you??? ;p
      March 24, 2017 9:08 PM MDT
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  •   March 24, 2017 9:21 PM MDT
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  • Lol:)
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE


      March 24, 2017 9:24 PM MDT
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  • That is the cringiest thing I've seen in years.
      March 24, 2017 9:27 PM MDT
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  • Wait. What? 
    That sounds like a good night to me. 
    lol This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 25, 2017 10:43 AM MDT
      March 24, 2017 9:06 PM MDT
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  • Girls  hate it when  you pull the taser out when the waiter brings the bill.   Something about running in heels and being a cheap bastard. I don't know,  I usually ain't listening.
      March 24, 2017 9:12 PM MDT
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  • We moes are much are more tolerant of such proclivities. It's actually encouraged
      March 24, 2017 9:17 PM MDT
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  • I thought the term was 'Mary" in them parts?
    You''l have to excuse me, I'm not up on my regional slurs.
      March 24, 2017 9:24 PM MDT
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  • We have many names.  I think it all depends upon your diet
      March 24, 2017 9:27 PM MDT
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  •   March 24, 2017 9:29 PM MDT
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  •   March 24, 2017 9:32 PM MDT
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  • Image result for get your cock away from my ass
      March 24, 2017 9:37 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Sneeze and don't use a kleenex.
      March 24, 2017 8:47 PM MDT
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  • Oh ! No words :) think you win ;)
      March 24, 2017 8:50 PM MDT
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  • Yuk! Nothing ruins the mood like snot!
      March 24, 2017 9:05 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Nothing ruins the food like snot.

    But I got a worser.

    (of course)

    Throw up on the entree.
      March 25, 2017 10:43 AM MDT
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  • 2327
    LET'S GO CHAMP!! 

      March 24, 2017 8:48 PM MDT
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