QUIZ: What kind of poison is your personality?

Me: Muscimol



Mushrooms are so terribly plain, and you are no different in that respect. But inside your simple little cap lies the heart of a true poisoneer. Nothing about you is as plain as it seems for you are the Amanita Mushroom, commonly called the Death Cap! You've been responsible for some pretty impressive deaths through history including Claudius I, who was fed a dinner laced with your simple unsuspecting caps. For two hours you sit and wait in the belly of the victim until your wraith is unleashed! Lack of coordination, inability to form speech, visual and auditory hallucinations, delirium, delusions, and mania are slowly followed by severe abdominal pain, bloody vomiting, and watery diarrhea. Then you rest, for two days, slowly building up your toxic army until you force jaundice, kidney failure, convulsions, coma, and finally death. As plain as you are, you pack the biggest punch nature can give!


Oopsie!