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Benedict Arnold

How do you shutdown a poser ?

Dinner Guest:   That doesn't have Gluten in it, does it?  I can't eat anything with gluten

Host:  I'm so sorry! I didn't know.  How long have you had Celiac disease?

Dinner Guest:  What's Celiac disease?  *DERP*

Host: Bu-Bye

                

Posted - March 29, 2017
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  • 6124
    I think you did a very good job there.  Throwing them out a window is a very direct way to shut them down. ;-D

    However, if you prefer to be less physical about it, perhaps show them this:  http://www.livescience.com/37855-gluten-free-craze.html
      March 29, 2017 11:07 AM MDT
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  • Ugh...If some does not have Celiac, a gluten-free fad diet can do so much harm. I can actually cause Type 2 diabetes among some other serious side illnesses.  It amazes me how stoopid people are with their bodies
    http://robertogato.com/2017/03/study-indicates-gluten-free-diet-increases-diabetes-risk/
      March 29, 2017 11:17 AM MDT
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  • I see you met my cousin.   She's a nice girl when she isn't being a bi-polar hypochondriac.
      March 29, 2017 3:57 PM MDT
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  • Does she resemble that glass-covered *splat*  in front of my house? 
    God those people are so damn annoying
      March 29, 2017 5:28 PM MDT
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  • Every year it's some new food.  One year it was beef from west of the Rockies.  I'm not making this up.   Then it was gluten.   Then gluten was okay but fish wasn't.   Then fish okay but dairy bad.  She's like a second sister to me but my word.
      March 29, 2017 5:55 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    if you dont know whats in the food then just dont eat it
      March 29, 2017 4:45 PM MDT
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