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Canadian lesbians... what do we know about them?

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So, apparently my soulmate lives in Canada. Sorry other girls. Have to focus a bit on my future here. I found an interesting article on 10 Ways Canadian Lesbians Are Different From the Rest on afterellen.com, read and learn below. What else do we know about them, what do you know?


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10 Ways Canadian Lesbians Are Different From the Rest

Here’s the thing about Canadian lesbians–we love our American sisters. We really do! Some of us even love love you. But we’re not you. While the struggle with Americanization extends even into lesbian culture, we remain distinct.

To cement that claim, I’ve outlined 10 reasons why the Canadian lesbian is a unique entity.


1. We lez it up in English and French.

That’s what happens when your official languages are both English and French and your largest province is predominantly French-speaking. Need a reminder of just how sexy French sounds? See: Lost Girl episode 4.07Zoie Palmer singing in French.




2. We grabbed the gay agenda by the horns by electing a lesbian premier.

Ontario premier Kathleen Wynne is the first openly gay elected head of government in North America. Last summer she was on hand to kick off the opening ceremonies of World Pride in Toronto. Her partner, Jane Rounthwaite, was with her on stage. Not going to lie–it was pretty epic.




3. We produce queer ladies in proportion to the size of their home provinces.

It’s true! That’s why Nova Scotian Ellen Page is so fun-sized (I would say pint-sized, but we use the metric system).




4. We, as in generations of us, grew up thinking our favorite national literary characters were bosom friends of the most literal kind.

Anne Shirley and Diana Barry of Anne of Green Gables–we have shipped you since 1908. And really, what else would you do in Prince Edward Island if not each other?




5. We loved Elisha Cuthbert before she played a funny gay gal.

Elisha co-hosted Canadian children’s series Popular Mechanics for Kids in the late ‘90s and we have adored her ever since. Fun fact: Vanessa Lengies (aka Glee’s Sugar Motta aka Britanna’s future offspring) also co-hosted.




6. We get to watch new Degrassi episodes first and it sucks not to be able to talk about it!

On that note, remember Paige and Alex? The original Palex? Yeah, we did it first. #SorryNotSorry Orange Is The New Black…




7. We have no shame when it comes to our marketing efforts.

Case in point: pushing menstrual products to fund a web series about a lesbian vampire. Yes, we went there.




8. We win the KD Battle.

You gave us Kraft Dinner. We gave you k.d. lang. This may seem like a trivial issue, but look at what made the cover of well-respected Canadian magazine The Walrus in 2012. A different day, a different crowd, and we might lose this one. But you’re reading this on AfterEllen.com, so chances are you agree with me.




9. We thought one gay Quin sister wasn’t enough, so we gave the world two.

We’re obsessed with multiples. We also gave you a bajillion Tatiana Maslanys just because. Thanks to BBC America, however, we can share credit on that one.




10. We reward a good gay.

Do the role of queer lady justice and we will ask for more. Some evidence: before she became our favorite bisexual succubus (and really, will there ever be another?), Anna Silk played Cassidy, Erica’s ex-girlfriend from college in Being Erica. And after she played brave baby dyke Betty on Bomb Girls, Ali Liebert also made her way over to Lost Girl to romance Bo’s boo Lauren. Sensing a pattern here?




So there you have it–10 ways in which Canadians have staked their own claim on the lesbian landscape. We’re all better for it and it’s in our best interest that this list continues to grow. Oh, Canada!


Source: afterellen.com

Posted - March 31, 2017

Responses


  • With glowing heart you seen the rise eh?
      March 31, 2017 9:15 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Canada seems being the place... Maybe that quiz wasn't wrong, and my soulmate is Canadian. Have to start believing in soulmates too, though. Hmm. Is great fun, no? :-)
      March 31, 2017 9:24 AM MDT
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  • Hi SapphicHeart,
    I can't really speak directly to your full Q, as to what distinguishes Canadian gay ladies...however I do have something to say about #8, the kd battle...yes imo Canada REALLY wins there!

    I first heard her maybe 2006, when CBC she sang HALLELUJAH at the induction of Leonard Cohen into Canadian MusicWriters Hall of Fame (or something like that)...took your breath away...and I have since read she is indeed considered by some to have the world's finest singing voice.

    Also, she is known as a generous singer; she consistently puts all she has into her songs. And so, in listening to everything of hers, I noticed I was responding to her as I would to a male performer! Then looking into that, she herself says she is both woman AND man...she also talks about the necessity of 'coming out' publicly, a concern when Queer Nation was outing celebrities...

    Anyway, here are two of her songs, one when she was very young with the ReClines - named for her admiration of Patsy Cline. If you listen (the humour!), do stay to the end when she does that magnificent keening...utterly feminine, held in the framework of her masculine manner...and the second one, an utterly splendorous rendering of Roy Orbison's CRYING...she is a beautiful expression of art when you just let your whole self go into it, whomever that may be...in her case, to include her unique sexuality.


      March 31, 2017 2:55 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    She is great. Loved both clips you found for your lovely response. I love when you get inside my questions. I never know which part will trigger you to take it in whichever direction you end up with taking it. Is amazing. Thank you. :-)
      March 31, 2017 3:31 PM MDT
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  • It's not Justin Bieber; is it?
      March 31, 2017 3:41 PM MDT
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  • ROFLMMFAO!!
      March 31, 2017 3:42 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Ugh. He won't get close to being a lesbian. Tammy! Bad girl. ;-)
      March 31, 2017 3:43 PM MDT
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  • Also, keep in mind that in the USA you see a girl with a snapback or knit cap, in a flannel shirt, talking hockey; lesbian. Canada? Who knows.
      March 31, 2017 3:55 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Hey, love your flannel shirt and snapback/kint cap. :-*
      March 31, 2017 3:57 PM MDT
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  • Aw... thank you...
      March 31, 2017 4:26 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Always loved it when you smile at me. You're beautiful! :-P
      March 31, 2017 11:07 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    not much
      April 3, 2017 3:23 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Didn't expect any other from you.
      April 4, 2017 1:58 AM MDT
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