As a native New Englander and a Pats fan, I've given a lot of thought into what I'm about to say...
SCREW TOM BRADY
That idiot is a Trumpanzee and stumped for that bloated hog. He's one of his buddies. Could he beat beat Heir Trumpler? No...because it will never happen and as far as I am concerned, he can take one of those deflated balls and stick it up his douchey _________________