Discussion»Questions»Animals (Wild)» Have you ever had a night ... When you drinking tea and watching a documentary ... Then you opened your patio door ...
No, but I was smoking pot while watching Once Upon in Mexico one night when the trailer screen door flew open and a raccoon ran into the kitchen. He was a fat little bstrd and I whacked him with my nephews wiffle ball bat and he just looked at me then walked off like he didn't care. Those S.L.R. raccoons are ballsy.
Yeah don't like raccons at all...Last house I had before this one the area had a problem with fishers trying to eat through patio screens... Never happened to me but I'm terrified those things... I thought I saw a fisher in back yard once , called a friend over in hysterics.....He said it was just a gopher and I'm an idiot :/ meh
You're not very lucky with animals, are you? I remember you telling us about the squirrel incident and now this. You should turn up the sound of the documentary, if it's a wildlife documentary that should hopefully distract it so you can have a clear chance to whack it with the spatula, and if it isn't a wildlife, heck, turn it up anyway to annoy the neighbors. And throw your tea at the cat if you have enough left. If it's bold enough to do a cat version of a home invasion, it should at least be prepared to take a cup of mild caffeinated justice to its fury face.
Lol :) I missed this answer last night in the middle of my panic attack:p Grizzly squirrels and cats :/ maybe I should just start watching television wearing a helmet and holding spatula ;p
Veena.K 