Do you mind if I add you to my bucket list?

I'll watch your back and your front.

I've got you covered. Maybe add Good Girl in parentheses to your username until we get this to stick.

Oh. You think?

You've got it! We'll get them all convinced.

My son Randy is just being rebellious, he always has been like that since he was a toddler.

I know. Had several talks with Ran-Ran until he started mixing me up with missing Grilly. Psst he made her disappear. Now he thinks I'm her and I had to get him a restraining order to keep him three questions away from me, but he keeps violating it. Oomph.

I'm not a big fan of clowns or seeing people die, even on TV, so I hate to disrupt your notions but maybe "Go goat roping with TammyV2.0" will work. Are you good at goat roping?

Well that's a relief. Unfortunately, I have no experience roping goats.

Then maybe Bumble Bee wrestling? If not, what?

Sure, or Yellow Jacket taming.

I'll bring a whole, nest full....just tell me when.

Oh Mrs, Thrifty, let's just go bowling or something before I expire?

 OK.  It's been 25 years or so but it should be entertaining for you.  ;l

Okie donkey. You and Mr. T get on your bowling shoes and tell me when and where.

How about Scuba Diving With Pearl?