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Can you feel the disgusting, hot, humid, sweating, uncomfortable, and boiling summer approaching?

#Summertime

Posted - April 10, 2017

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  • As Maxwell Smart says: "And Loving it."
      April 10, 2017 10:42 AM MDT
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  • Yes.    The hell season of sweat,  balls dragging on the ground,  and obnoxious families on vacation are looming upon us.

    I hope it isn't like last summer.
      April 10, 2017 10:45 AM MDT
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  • sweaty balls being chaffed in your shorts.  Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      April 10, 2017 11:05 AM MDT
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  • Worst feeling in the world.  That radiating heat and stank of chaffed balls and swamp a$$.

    The duck-butter days of summer.
      April 10, 2017 11:14 AM MDT
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  • ROFL  

    "Duck-Butter"

    FYI..It's 70F here right now and it was snowing on Saturday. LOL
      April 10, 2017 11:17 AM MDT
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  • Same hear homie.
      April 10, 2017 11:21 AM MDT
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  • 745
    Ah, exactly what a girl needs, hearing two dudes talking about their chaffed balls, very refreshing :D
      April 10, 2017 12:16 PM MDT
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  • Ahh, but now you're talking about our balls too my dear.   THE EAGLE HAS LANDED>>>> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
      April 10, 2017 12:41 PM MDT
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  • 745
    I do enjoy talking about something I don't relate to every once in a while.. especially if it includes some degree of pain I will thankfully never undergo :)
      April 10, 2017 1:05 PM MDT
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  • The complaints about the underwire I hear from women sounds about the same.
      April 10, 2017 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 745
    I wouldn't know what that feels like.. I'm not wearing a bra :)
      April 10, 2017 1:31 PM MDT
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  • Gotcha just how I want ya' .    >>>>>  SOCIAL ENGINEERING SUCCESS 
      April 10, 2017 5:25 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Adult world.....;))
      April 10, 2017 7:04 PM MDT
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  • Uh huh.  The unbearable stench of coconut suntan lotion,  animal flesh burning on the fire, and sweaty armpits bathed in bacteria.
    The joy!
      April 10, 2017 10:49 AM MDT
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  •   I can't stand the smell of coco butter either.   It's such a gross smell when mixed with human.
      April 10, 2017 10:58 AM MDT
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  • NO SH!T!

    It is neither an appealing body cream or a condiment.  We left out the over powering stink of AXE body spray combined with the smell of onion pizza, toe jam and hyperactive teen testotosterone.  It's freaking revolting
      April 10, 2017 11:04 AM MDT
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  • Yeah that's a big reason I never cared about a hotel having a pool.   It always has that cocobutter stench and disgusting surface sheen from people putting it on before jumping in.   Why even bother taking showers if you're  just gonna grease yourself down in that chit?
      April 10, 2017 11:12 AM MDT
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  • 17592
    I thought I was one of only a few who prefers any other season to Summer.  Cool.
      April 10, 2017 4:08 PM MDT
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  • Summers are dry and beautiful here. Cannot wait for it :) 
      April 10, 2017 11:05 AM MDT
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  • SERIOUSLY PUMPED!
      April 10, 2017 11:16 AM MDT
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  • All right.   I'll go there.   She was prolly kinda hot 60 years ago. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 10, 2017 12:46 PM MDT
      April 10, 2017 11:57 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Only problem is, she's 43.  :D
      April 10, 2017 12:16 PM MDT
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  • uh-oh
      April 10, 2017 12:38 PM MDT
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  • I can't stress the importance of sunblock enough



      April 10, 2017 12:47 PM MDT
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