1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Perhaps.
4. Why are you asking me?
5. Too late in the evening, too late in the week, too late in life? What do you mean, dude? Context, CONTEXT!
6. No, but it's certainly too late for me to be answering it.
7. Does it matter whether or not it's too late?
8. Shouldn't this have been a poll?
9. Is it ok if I answer your question with a question of my own?
10. What question?