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Mr. Bromide

Do you have a personal Jesus?

Like a gardener. Ha ha ha haha. lol. 


Posted - April 12, 2017
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  • 8
    I have a personal relationship with Him.
      April 12, 2017 9:11 PM MDT
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  • 1713
    I have a customer who looks like Jesus and he always buys tons of guavas.
      April 12, 2017 9:53 PM MDT
    4

  • 7795
    No I don't nor do I want one.
      April 12, 2017 9:56 PM MDT
    4

  • Like someone who hears my prayers or someone who cares?
      April 12, 2017 10:23 PM MDT
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  • Nyet, I have none of them. My Japanese friend tells me that a Jesus Gonzales works in Japantown restaurants and is in Japantown bars after work. I have never met this Mexican yet. As for Jesus Christ, he is just a character in quite primitive fiction, so he has no part in my life. My nation is atheistic, and I have never seen any valid reason to change.
      June 10, 2017 7:59 PM MDT
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