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Does Chuck Norris bother with condoms?

There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Posted - April 14, 2017
Tag : Silly Questions

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  • 6124
    I don't know.  But he certainly wears a toupee.  I've always wondered how he manages to tack it on firm enough so that it doesn't move while he does one of his high kicks.

     

      April 14, 2017 4:05 AM MDT
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  • Please be careful... He knows where you live...
      April 14, 2017 4:48 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    He won't want to come here.  I live in an isolated area in the middle of the woods.

    and I have a shotgun. 
      April 14, 2017 4:59 AM MDT
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  • Lol... I believe he eats them fire brekki :)
      April 14, 2017 5:04 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    Condoms cannot hold back Chuck Norris!
      April 14, 2017 6:17 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    Well...he did visit The Virgin Islands. When he left they were just The Islands.
      April 14, 2017 8:44 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMAO!
      April 14, 2017 11:01 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    I wish I could "like" this a few more times.
      April 14, 2017 12:17 PM MDT
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  • he was born in March of 1940, so he is age 77 now. I doubt that a man his age need condoms. Viagara and Cialis are more of a priority.
      June 10, 2017 6:41 PM MDT
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