Gay men and lesbians...would you be offended if I made a joke about an idiot straight male an a dumb blonde woman?

Knock yourself out... 

I highly doubt any of them would be offended. From what I've seen? They can dish it out every bit as good as anyone else.

It's a free country.

you can even make gay jokes for all I care, I don't get offended that easily.

Jokes aren't really that funny if they don't offend someone.

I might. What's the joke?

As someone said, offence is taken, not given... Like beauty its definitely in the eye of the receiver and I don't care what you say but it will offend someone somewhere

I'm blonde but I might laugh at it anyway.

One morning at 3:00 a blonde was in bed with her husband and the phone rang.  She picked it up and answered it.  She then said "How should I know?  It's 120 miles away."

The husband asked who it was and she told him it was just some woman wanting to know if the coast was clear.



Umm yeah, I laugh at my own jokes.

A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks the blonde if she wants to play a game, "All you have to do is ask a question and if i get it wrong or don't know it i give you five dollars, then i ask you a question and if you get it wrong you pay me five dollars."

"No," she says, "I just want to sleep."

He keeps asking and she finally gives in when he says if he gets it wrong he will pay her five hundred dollars, but she still only has to pay five dollars.

"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?" he asks.

She gives him 5 dollars. "What goes up the hill with four legs and comes down with five?" she asks.

He pulls out his laptop and searches it, but finds nothing. Then he emails his friends. After an hour, he still hasn't got an answer, he hands her 500 dollars. Then he asks her, "So what is the answer?"

She hands him 5 dollars.