What do you think you might be doing exactly 30 months after you answer this question?

Her Honor: "Miss Heart, this is October of 2019, and it marks your umpteenth appearance in my courtroom swearing out yet another restraining order against this poor fellow Randolph 'Ran-Ran' D.  He's never so much as given an iota of evidence that he's a danger to you.  Frankly, I'm starting to doubt he really exists.  Now, Miss Heart, if he's in fact a real person, just between you and this court, isn't all of this beginning to be a tedious exercise in futility?  Motion denied!  Bailiff, next case, please."



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Oh. Guess witness-protection program will be all left for me to stay out of troubles. Oomph.

(Randy D to the judge: "Thanks, Aunt Charlene.  See you next summer at the family reunion.")


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Corruption! Conspiracy!

What, what?  You mean to say you don't believe in family unity?  Oh, Aunt Charlene!!!!

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Grrr.