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ProblemCh1ld

Do you have a condom?

Posted - April 16, 2017
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  • 16795
    I had a vasectomy 23 years ago, so I don't need one.
      April 16, 2017 5:55 PM MDT
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  • No...I live in a house
      April 16, 2017 5:57 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    A condominium ....condo....clever....;))
      April 16, 2017 8:04 PM MDT
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  • 1268
    Goat deserves respect for that, so Goatji...
      April 17, 2017 4:29 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Right Weyji;))
      April 17, 2017 8:40 PM MDT
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  • 1268
    Thanks Goatji, that made me laugh, something I don't frequently do.
      April 17, 2017 4:29 AM MDT
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  • If I made one person laugh today, it's a very good day

    ;)


      April 17, 2017 8:38 AM MDT
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  • 5808
    Have some very tiny ones 
    that roll out over the tips of tubes of caulk
    to seal it up,
    Pretty cool...do you need one?
      April 16, 2017 7:05 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    Thanks anyway, but I have a bigger caulk than that.  This post was edited by ProblemCh1ld at April 17, 2017 8:38 AM MDT
      April 16, 2017 8:48 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    I think I may...really need to throw it out.  I recall my husband finding one in my first aid kit.  I maintained it was there for "emergencies"...

    Edit:  The first aid kit pre-dated my husband. This post was edited by Bozette at April 17, 2017 8:39 AM MDT
      April 16, 2017 8:58 PM MDT
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  • To bad we're not playing word association...   

    Pidan
      April 17, 2017 8:41 AM MDT
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  • 3191
    Ha ha ha...yeah, that would be about right in condom years.  
      April 17, 2017 8:53 AM MDT
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  • lol

    I knew you wouldn't take offense.  


      April 17, 2017 8:55 AM MDT
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  • 3191
    No offense taken...I just looked, it is STILL there!  HA HA HA!!!
      April 17, 2017 9:37 AM MDT
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  • Must be getting time for a shave  :D
      April 17, 2017 9:46 AM MDT
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  • 2465
    Whose are those.....trash guy's?
      April 21, 2017 1:13 AM MDT
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  • 7792
    I'm sorry, but I don't know what that is.
      April 16, 2017 8:59 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    All that I'm going to say is that you better not let it go to waste.;-)
      April 16, 2017 9:40 PM MDT
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  • I brought you one too, but I'm afraid it remained in the shape it was in prior to me taking it off.
      April 17, 2017 4:02 AM MDT
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  • OMG your so thoughtful, that's what I love about you, & to show my appreciation I'm going to pull it over my body & the next time I see you walking down the street, I going to make like a bull & charge at you. Enjoy. ;-) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 17, 2017 6:37 PM MDT
      April 17, 2017 7:53 AM MDT
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  • 2465
    You don't?  Maybe you've heard it mentioned these ways then:

    No glove-no love

    Don't be a fool-wrap your tool

    Don't be silly-wrap your willy

    Be a genius-protect your penis

    If there's gonna be affection-cover your erection

    They're only a buck-_______________
    (feel free to fill in your own blank)










      April 17, 2017 12:11 AM MDT
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  • 5614
    Is sex dependent on a positive answer?
      April 16, 2017 9:05 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    Yup, otherwise it's illegal. 
      April 17, 2017 12:13 AM MDT
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  • 745
    Yes. cause I like to look at it and be reminded of its uselessness. :)
      April 16, 2017 11:42 PM MDT
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