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What's the one thing you hope to never experience?

Posted - April 17, 2017
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  • 8214
    Too late, I already have. 
      April 17, 2017 4:35 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Being forced to watch the movie Battlefield Earth.  

    (And of course, being left alive after a nuclear holocaust.)
      April 17, 2017 4:42 PM MDT
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  • Terrible movie but still not as bad as Avatar.
      April 17, 2017 6:06 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I thought I was the only one who thought Avatar was terrible.   But, TBH, for me, it still didn't stink up the joint the way Battlefield Earth did.
      April 18, 2017 5:00 AM MDT
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  • Avatar was one of the worst  movies I've ever seen.  James Cameron is a terrible movie maker and it baffles me how many people excuse his terrible story telling with his over abundance of  special effects and gimmicks.
      April 18, 2017 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    I agree.   They excuse it like they excuse writers who churn out garbage after hitting it big with a couple of bestsellers.  Early on he had a couple of real hits in Terminator & Aliens. Personally, I think he's gone downhill slowly from there.  I will probably get a lot of flack from people here but I hated Titanic too. This post was edited by Harry at April 18, 2017 5:23 PM MDT
      April 18, 2017 12:44 PM MDT
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  • I don't even think Alien is all that good a film or franchise to be honest.  It's painfully slow and has little plot or character depth.
      April 18, 2017 12:52 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Eh.  I liked the first one.  But, I'll allow you your opinion because I am nothing if not fair. 
      April 18, 2017 1:10 PM MDT
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  • To be fair the sequels might have made me dislike the first one more.

    Titanic was a really boring movie.   We can agree on that.
      April 18, 2017 1:15 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    You aren't different.  Glis and I are.  Most people agree with you.  I have never met anyone else who didn't like Titanic.  For me it was a snoozefest.  
      April 18, 2017 1:20 PM MDT
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  • I know quite a few people who hate.   Some are even women!

    Not to mention it has Celine Dion songs in it.  >BLECH<
      April 18, 2017 1:23 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Anyone I've met who brings it up, talks about it as being one of the greatest movies of our time. I guess I need to spend time interviewing various people about whether they like it or not.  

    Nah.  That's not gonna happen.  I'd have to care.  And I don't.
      April 18, 2017 1:32 PM MDT
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  • It's way too long.   Could have been done and told in a 1/3 of the time.   The only good part is when Leonardo DiCaprios character finally dies.  It's too bad the old lady doesn't have a slow heart attack while telling her sappy story.
      April 18, 2017 1:21 PM MDT
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  • I was mad at my then girlfriend for days after making sit through that tripe. 3 god damn hours! Made my ass and head sore.   She was the same HS girlfriend who made go see that Romeo and Juliet trainwreck.   Clara Daines could have shown her tits and it wouldn't have been any better.   
      April 18, 2017 1:30 PM MDT
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  • Nah,  Gangs of New York is one of my favorite movies.
      April 18, 2017 1:36 PM MDT
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  • Actually most of his movies are pretty good.   Just not those two teen girl panty gusher films.
      April 18, 2017 1:46 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    I am amazed----how all of the pictures on your blog look so much like me.....(lol)
      April 18, 2017 4:04 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMAO!
      April 18, 2017 1:33 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    I don't even want to think or write about it.
      April 17, 2017 5:42 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Being trapped in a fire.
      April 17, 2017 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    What Ishmael said... I think about it too much, anyway. :(
      April 17, 2017 7:10 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    From what I've heard, that's never going to happen. That bad boy is doing well. This post was edited by Zack at April 18, 2017 7:58 AM MDT
      April 17, 2017 7:41 PM MDT
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  • Just one? Geez. 

    Here are a few off the top of my head, in no particular order, but all equally unwanted: 

    Leprosy. 
    Crucifixion.
    North Korean vacation.
    Living in New Jersey.
    Kidney stones.
    Explosive diarrhea
    Living in Somalia
    Tapeworm
    Another Adam Sandler movie
    Any Will Farrell movie
    A Kanye West Presidency
    Sharia Law
    Living in Pakistan
    Shark attack
    Trapped underground
    Nuclear winter
    Siberian winter
    Winter in general
    Bad Grammar






    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 18, 2017 6:13 PM MDT
      April 17, 2017 8:37 PM MDT
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  • I thought I was the only one who thinks Will Farrel is mind numbing torture.
      April 18, 2017 1:34 PM MDT
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