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Benedict Arnold

If you hade to put a Canadian quarter in a jar everytime you touched yourself in an impure manner, how many African children could you feed?

Posted - April 17, 2017
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  • Hummm.  Isn't it odd our arms are just the exact length to touch our genitals?  How can the divine plan be impure?

    Everything is pure to those who's heart is pure... (Titus 1:15)
      April 17, 2017 8:57 PM MDT
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  • Matthew 5:28
    Genesis 38:8-10
      April 17, 2017 9:21 PM MDT
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  •   April 17, 2017 9:09 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Hi Winged Wonder~  Oh My Goodness Gracious Great Balls O' Fire.... That was hilarious!!!  
    Unfortunately for me,  it will be stuck in my head for the rest of the night... Ahhhhh!!  But still, that was too funny!! ;D

      April 17, 2017 9:55 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    WW, I'm feeling a little tickle of torture for Don is in order...  
    Right now, Hercules is on the TV in the background.  It's pretty loud actually.  I can see Don's faking work and sneaking around his computer and watching.  He forgets I am facing him, right across the table. It's really quite a funny little sight, the two of us at the moment. He's oblivious. So, this seems to me to be an opportune time to play your little jingle for him.
    I'm taking my headphones off right now and we'll see how this goes
    Hercules vs. The penis song...
    Who will win??? 
    I'll let you know! ;) ;)
      April 17, 2017 10:14 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I looked up the cost to sponsor a child.  Then I looked up the exchange rate between USD and CAD.  It works out to six times a day.  There might be some people here who could pull that off!
      April 17, 2017 10:59 PM MDT
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  • Was that pun intended?
      April 18, 2017 4:58 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I'm invoking the 5th Amendment on that.
      April 18, 2017 6:42 PM MDT
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  • You can do it Livvie.   We have faith in you. ^_^
      April 18, 2017 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 745
    Jesus and I both cry after I touch myself impurely, the only thing we have in common.
      April 17, 2017 11:48 PM MDT
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  • We have a masochist, eh?
      April 18, 2017 10:56 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Raises hand, I will cover one village! 

    Oh. Ahem. All in the good cause, after all I am a good girl!
      April 18, 2017 12:07 AM MDT
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  • 16790
    As a teenager, I coukd have supported several small nations.
      April 18, 2017 3:56 AM MDT
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