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Benedict Arnold

I AM YOUR MESSIAH. I love you all, even if you spite me, but I'm here for you. Don't you feel blessed?

I'm a goat, I'm a lover
I'm a kid, I'm a father
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Posted - April 21, 2017
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  • needs music
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 21, 2017 5:34 PM MDT
      April 21, 2017 2:37 PM MDT
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  • Praise be, brother! 

      April 21, 2017 2:51 PM MDT
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  • Image result for Lords of Salem GIF
      April 21, 2017 3:05 PM MDT
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  • 59
    It all makes sense now.. Jesus was a goat.
      April 21, 2017 2:43 PM MDT
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  • https://youtu.be/fwnmPQdgQbg?t=1m16s
      April 21, 2017 2:47 PM MDT
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  • Bless you, my son.

    I am the one true goat. I am the cosmos. I am the light that beacons in the darkness leading you towards salvation
      April 21, 2017 2:49 PM MDT
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  • 16777
    I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker
    And I really love yer knockers
    I'm a labourer by day
    I p*ss up all me pay
    Watchin' footy on TV
    Just feed me more VB
    Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away

    I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo
    And me best mate's name is Robbo
    Winfield is me cigarette
    I dress in flannelette
    Shearer's singlet that is blue
    Throw in a few tattoos
    Ya know yer wouldn't want me any other way

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IPcVaif3Q

      April 21, 2017 2:50 PM MDT
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  • Living on fear and pie! lol
      April 21, 2017 2:53 PM MDT
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  • 16777
    BEER and (meat) pies, the Aussie bogan's standard diet.
      April 21, 2017 3:03 PM MDT
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  • Oh...BEER! LMAO


      April 21, 2017 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 6023

    I hear Queen's "Princes of the Universe".

    LOL

      April 21, 2017 3:13 PM MDT
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  • Open thy ears and you shall hear the sweet melodies of your desire. This I promise 

     

      April 21, 2017 4:59 PM MDT
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  •   April 21, 2017 7:52 PM MDT
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  •   April 21, 2017 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Where are you my messiah?  Where is my goat?

      April 21, 2017 3:28 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    IKR? :-)
      April 21, 2017 3:32 PM MDT
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  • Agreed.   Well if someone made a Gabe the dog Borking video of it.
      April 21, 2017 5:48 PM MDT
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  • Sadly, Gabe has passed :(
      April 21, 2017 8:43 PM MDT
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  • I'm right here! Open your heart and let me in
      April 21, 2017 5:00 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    It's open, it's open!  oh lordy my Goat!  Where once my soul was a complete desert, you are now the shimmering oasis found at the center of my being!  Hallelujah!!!

     

      April 21, 2017 5:17 PM MDT
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  • We all know it isn't our hearts you want opened up.

      April 21, 2017 5:49 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMFAO!!!
      April 21, 2017 6:12 PM MDT
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  • None shall take the place of the Dewlord, ye blasphemous false god! Let the grace of Dew penetrate you entire being and allow him to cleanse your soul! Pray upon his alter and request forgiveness! He is merciful and will grant you forgivness.

      April 21, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
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  • Just the other day I was having a chat with my pee-bucket boy, Thor.

    "Thor", I asked, "What's with all these other false Gods trying to usurp my authority?"
    He was  reticent to respond which had me quite miffed until I remember my omnipotence.

    The Dewlard comes in bi-weekly and changes the sheets on my bed. Don't listen to him. It's all a lie.
     

      April 21, 2017 5:04 PM MDT
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