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Benedict Arnold

But who's counting?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - April 25, 2017
Tags : Silly Questions who Counting

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  •   April 25, 2017 7:42 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    Yus. Let's try to remember...

      April 25, 2017 9:45 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Who has always been good at math.
      April 25, 2017 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    Oomph.

      April 25, 2017 9:47 AM MDT
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  • 25,000. Not sure what it means, it's just the number that popped into my head. 
      April 25, 2017 10:22 AM MDT
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  • 17260
      April 25, 2017 10:32 AM MDT
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  • Yes! Yes! Still don't know.
      April 25, 2017 11:22 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    Never mind, we will come up with something... Eventually. Ahem. :P
      April 25, 2017 11:26 AM MDT
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  • 53558

    I am NOT counting all those fake, frivolous, insulting restraining orders that have been taken out against me! I refuse to even acknowledge them, I simply refuse, do you hear me? They don't even exist! I will not be shut out! I will not be pushed to the side! I will not . . .



    Oh wait, what's this, another one?

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      April 25, 2017 10:32 AM MDT
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  • 17260
      April 25, 2017 10:44 AM MDT
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  • 53558


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      April 25, 2017 11:14 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    Ice...



    Now, stay your three questions distance away from me. Grrr.
      April 25, 2017 11:20 AM MDT
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  • 53558
    Er, um, the fine print on the restraining order clearly states it's three characters away from you, Dearie. Remember, my aunt is the judge.


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      April 25, 2017 11:26 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    Three questions!

      April 25, 2017 11:30 AM MDT
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  • 53558

    She's absolutely BEAUTIFUL!  When are you going to introduce her to me?
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      April 25, 2017 11:49 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    Will you stop stalking me?
      April 25, 2017 11:53 AM MDT
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  • 53558
    Me???
    Who's stalking whom, Lady?


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      April 25, 2017 12:06 PM MDT
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  • 17260
    What? Who's that?
      April 25, 2017 12:16 PM MDT
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  • 53558
    Er, um, HELLO, it's you!  Don't you remember how you've been stalking me for years?


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      April 25, 2017 2:55 PM MDT
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  • 17260
    Illusion. Btw, not my eye color.
      April 25, 2017 4:17 PM MDT
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  • 53558

    Yeah, right.  I'm sure that using colored contacts to hide your identity is taught in Stalking 101.

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      April 25, 2017 7:52 PM MDT
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  • 17260
    I can't make myself stick something into my eye. Noop. No go. Isn't me. Eyebrows are wrong too. Stay three questions away from me, as it's stated in the restraining order. Grrr.
      April 26, 2017 1:37 AM MDT
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  • 53558
    I can't talk with you right now, I'm on my way over to my aunt's office. (You remember my aunt, the judge who presides over your flimsy restraining orders.).
    I'm having lunch catered in for her, you see. While she's eating, I'll be personally detailing her car, and this weekend I plan to weed her flower garden, cut her grass, clean her rain gutters, rearrange her garage and take her dogs to the vet. Busy me, that's all I can say. 
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      April 26, 2017 5:26 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    At least occupied for the day, should give me some peace for that long. Sigh.
      April 26, 2017 5:28 AM MDT
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