a. Yes, all the time. I am the light.
b. Every now and then when there is a source of light. Other than that, forget it.
c. Sometimes. Don't you?
d. Not every often; I have more important things to think about.
e. No, never. Why would I?
f. What makes you think I have a shadow?
g. Not since I first discovered it as a wee child. I chased it for hours on end.
h. Only when/if it might get me caught as I lurk, stalk, plunder or peek. (I consider your restraining orders to be utterly meaningless pieces of paper.)
i. I have explained this to you many times, Randall D, you insist on making me repeat it: I cast no shadow.
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