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Are you going to fight time or will you shake hands with the clock?

Posted - April 30, 2017

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  • 5614
    No, not if on this clock the hour hand is a monkey's d**k and the minute hand his tail swinging half past his a** a quarter to his nuts in pursuit. This post was edited by O-uknow at April 30, 2017 10:43 PM MDT
      April 30, 2017 10:41 PM MDT
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  • 745
    time is not real. 
      May 1, 2017 4:25 AM MDT
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  • 16797
    Nothing is.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UQK-UcRezE
      May 1, 2017 4:34 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    Are we really here?
      May 1, 2017 4:54 AM MDT
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  • 16797
    What's this "we" business? I think, therefore I am. I'm really here, but are you? Are you anywhere, or am I all alone?
      May 1, 2017 4:58 AM MDT
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  • 745
    what if your thoughts are also lies? huh?
      May 1, 2017 5:05 AM MDT
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  • 16797
    One cannot doubt the existence of self. One needs a self to doubt with. Descartes.
      May 1, 2017 5:08 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    'Self' is a label you put on what? What really is a self?
      May 1, 2017 5:10 AM MDT
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  • 16797
    If you doubt your own existence, what is doing the doubting? This post was edited by Slartibartfast at May 1, 2017 5:34 AM MDT
      May 1, 2017 5:20 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    Perhaps the chip the aliens implanted in you during slumber last November. 
      May 1, 2017 5:35 AM MDT
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  • 16797
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NS7Gkv4NNA This post was edited by Slartibartfast at May 1, 2017 5:39 AM MDT
      May 1, 2017 5:38 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    How can you tell you are really anything? Isn't it possible that you are a figment of your imagination?
      May 1, 2017 5:08 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    Like time, reality is relative. 
      May 1, 2017 4:55 AM MDT
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  • 745
    nothing is real. we're in a simulation built by the ants so we can mass-murder them, then be stuck on this earth until we're killed by nature. it's the cycle of death.
      May 1, 2017 5:37 AM MDT
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  • "No" ...
      May 1, 2017 4:28 AM MDT
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  • 1268
    Maybe?
      May 1, 2017 4:55 AM MDT
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  • Time doesn't need my help. It will still be here when you and I are gone.
      May 1, 2017 9:30 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    I have shaken time's hand and acknowledged that no matter what I do, I will never be 25 again, so I'm going to celebrate every birthday I can.
      May 1, 2017 6:55 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    cant fight it so i might as well shake hands with it
      May 1, 2017 2:57 PM MDT
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