As the newbie, please remember it's your job to keep the dragon fed. He gets testy and starts eating Muggers when he's neglected. Also, trash and recycle needs to go out Wednesday nights. And, if you're the last one out of here at night, please be sure to shut off the lights and lock the doors.
That was one night of fun and this has been going on for two years. I don't think it I'd even say it was fun anymore. I'm thankful no one else can get it accept newcomers who haven't built an immunity.
Benedict Arnold 