Back in the day (about 2,000 years ago, give or take), a couple were bickering over their morning tea. Just as Donghai was leaving to go hunting, he made a rather hurtful remark to his wife, Meirong. The insult gnawed at her throughout the day, and by the time he returned, boasting of his kill, she was seething. But Meirong said nothing as she dutifully helped him with the animal. When they were nearly finished, she caught sight of the animal's stately organ...and a wicked thought crossed her mind. Turning to Donghai and using her sweetest smile, she urged him to go rest while she finished cleaning up the mess, promising to start his dinner as soon as she was done.
After serving her husband dinner, Meirong excused herself, claiming exhaustion, and chuckled silently on her way to bed. Some time later, Donghai joined her, thanking her for the delicious meal. Suddenly, feeling a bit randy, he pulled her close and delightfully surprised them both with his stamina (he'd always been a one-minute wonder, much to the dismay of both).
The next night, he made love to his wife again, but alas...Donghai was quickly Donglo. On the third night, Meirong decided to test the theory that had grown in her mind, and made another special dinner (as there was a goodly-sized portion left). After another spectacular performance, she confessed what she had done...and that, boys and girls, is how the Chinese discovered the benefits of eating penis. ;)
Elderly men who cannot get it up will try most anything, and can often pay good money. That is also why it has to be something difficult to get and from a far-off country (it justifies a ridiculously high price).
