What is your wife or girlfriends answer to this question?

Try imagining: "Hi my love, here is a guy you might prefer instead of me."
Not likely ;-))

Well that is not the question I asked.

Not sure if you're on Twitter ... But about two weeks ago making clothing out of @ikea bags became a big trending topic. That's almost like a garbage bag..... You could have been trending :)

I definitely don't have a wife. I don't have a girlfriend either because I don't usually date girls. They have the same parts I do. What's the fun in that, right. ;)
Well, there was that one time, but that doesn't count! I hate blind dates...

i wouldnt ask anyone that, noone likes to dress like that