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Benedict Arnold

What's the creepiest thing you could say to a stranger in a elevator (lift) ?

Posted - June 16, 2017
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  • LMFAO:) touchè!
      June 16, 2017 8:41 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    DON'T LOOK BELOW!!!!!!'
      June 16, 2017 9:12 PM MDT
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  • Veena! You with all the below dirty talk tonight? OY VEY! 
      June 16, 2017 9:56 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    It is a shark dear;))
      June 16, 2017 9:58 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) just teasing you cos of above below confusion :) I'm never gonna let that go, aye ? :p
      June 16, 2017 10:06 PM MDT
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  • I was going to bring up a question that was asked on AB, but I'll let it rest. :)
      June 17, 2017 7:35 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    "What a coincidence, it looks as if we're both going down, right?"

    ~
      June 16, 2017 10:00 PM MDT
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  • Some people wouldn't find that creepy:) I personally don't get the joke :/ ...;) 
      June 16, 2017 10:09 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    Going down. As in going down on someone. 

      June 16, 2017 10:12 PM MDT
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  • Never heard of that..... is it something to do with taxes?
      June 16, 2017 10:14 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    (Sigh.) 

    __
      June 16, 2017 10:15 PM MDT
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  • yeah:( taxes make me sigh too .... or to .... also ) *sigh* :p
      June 16, 2017 10:18 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    Ask if I could pick their nose.
      June 17, 2017 7:18 AM MDT
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  • Ewwwwww :)
      June 18, 2017 6:26 PM MDT
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  • Did you know sometimes the breaks give out and people plummet to their death in elevators? You have to follow this up with the creepy laugh of Renfield from Dracula.
    (This works better if you are in a tall building and are close to the top) 
      June 17, 2017 7:26 AM MDT
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  • That would creep me out :/
      June 18, 2017 6:27 PM MDT
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  • Excuse me, are the voices in my head bothering you?

      June 17, 2017 7:34 AM MDT
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  • That wouldnt creep me out :)... I'd find that relatable ;)
      June 18, 2017 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    You can ask a female, while eyeballing her crotch all inappropriately,  if that was a banana in her pocket or if she was just happy to see you. 
      June 17, 2017 10:19 AM MDT
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  • Lol :) 
      June 18, 2017 6:27 PM MDT
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  • 11014
    Can I touch your hair?
      June 17, 2017 10:37 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Can I touch your pubes?

      June 17, 2017 11:17 AM MDT
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  • pubes? That's something from the 70's , aye? :)
      June 18, 2017 6:31 PM MDT
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  • Bah! I had a coworker who used to touch my hair ... she also smelled like cat litter and ate to much yogurt. Yeah ... no touching hair :)
      June 18, 2017 6:30 PM MDT
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