I was in the pool yesterday and thought of this brilliant question to ask when I got home and I forgot it. Can you help? What was it?

Funny, I could say the exact same thing you've just said! Ha!
:)

And, weird, reading makes me horny, too, for some reason.

Well, Welby, you are VERY well-read.   What can I say? 

Hi WingedWonder and Shar to the Rona!
Had a chance to stop in for a second and this was fun! Have a great day/evening/night/whatever! Later!
:)

See you soon and have a great one. 

Just here for a second again but had to acknowledge that great gif! Ha! Thanks, WingedWonder -- as far as Answermug, it's been an "in-and-out-and-in-and-out" day for me!
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so cute. 

I know you.   We have not met but I know you.  I have had friends like you in my life all my life.  Gay boys. 

Here is my response, Winged.  ANYTHING makes you horny.  Gay men are the horniest creatures on the planet.  I think it may be 1.  They are men   2.  It is still kind of a forbidden fruit (hee hee) to this society and feeling naughty adds to the horny.

Yes.  Like Kathy Griffin, I love my gays. 

(Yes!)

unladen swallow? 

Well, it wasn't that but I can answer that a laden swallow can't get off the ground near gestation.  That's all I got.

Think Monty Python.   ;-)