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Randy D

What's the best way to prepare yourself for Tilde Time? (~)

Posted - June 23, 2017
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  • 17596
    I like to shower and shave my legs at the very least.... 
      June 23, 2017 12:40 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    ~
      June 23, 2017 12:41 AM MDT
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  • 11006
    Spray on some Randy-Repellent.
      June 23, 2017 3:03 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    That stuff has been outlawed by the Environmental Protection Agency as a toxic and hazardous substance. Leave it to you to be stockpiling it. I'm calling my attorney.

    ~
      June 23, 2017 5:57 AM MDT
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  • 11006
    Nonsense. If it was toxic I'd be spraying it on you, not on myself.
      June 23, 2017 7:03 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    But . . . if you sprayed it on me, I might get very sick or even worse, I might die. I know that's not what you want to hap . . . oh, wait a second. I just got it. 

    :(
      June 23, 2017 8:26 AM MDT
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  • Wine....lots and lots of wine! :)
      June 23, 2017 3:14 AM MDT
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  • 16792
    Set the table, toss a salad of picrows and diples, and tie on a napkin.
      June 23, 2017 4:41 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    Grrrrrrrr.
      June 23, 2017 5:58 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    A long morning walk on the beach.  
      June 23, 2017 5:52 AM MDT
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  • Sorry, that's against my religion. 
      June 23, 2017 8:28 AM MDT
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