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Regarding Dibs: If I call dibs on something it's mine , yes? Please choose one of following options...

A) yes 
B) dibs are dibs , so yes 
C) he's yours then 
D) Harry shouldn't try to steal a guy you called dibs on 
E) finders keepers losers weepers unless someone calls "dibs

Posted - June 25, 2017
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  • Yessssss with lots of s'ssss! Please tell harry to behave so she can keep her knees! She keeps trying to steal all my imaginary boyfriends ... that's NOT okay :/ ... ;)
      June 25, 2017 8:50 PM MDT
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  • DIBS

      July 1, 2017 8:24 AM MDT
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  • Of course... 
      July 1, 2017 2:26 PM MDT
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  • A) yes, unless it's a someone (not something), then perhaps "D" would be in order. 
      June 25, 2017 8:47 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) she was  talking about his D :/ that's how the cat fight started :(
      June 25, 2017 8:52 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    F)  Sisters before misters! Never let a man or his D come between friends! 
      June 25, 2017 9:39 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) always SISTER'S BEFORE MISTERS! 
      June 25, 2017 9:45 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    P.S. - Are there even any straight men on this site to fight over? 
      June 25, 2017 9:42 PM MDT
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  • Just for the record I am straight, but simply taken by the love of my life. Again, I am straight .. Oh, and non-politically affiliated with either major party. 
      June 25, 2017 9:51 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Congratulations (on all three counts)! 

    I was just joking with Jaimie. I know there are straight men here. Several of them forget that they've already tried to engage me in "sexy chat" multiple times and come at me regularly with something similar to a Joey "How you doin?" SMH! 
      June 25, 2017 10:09 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) oh gawd! I hope you think better of me than to think I'd be trolling for men on here :/ I was just upset cos @harry tried to steal Lenny kravitz from me ... and she tried to take a fancy Walmart guy from me .. and another one I called dibs on... they're MINE! 
      June 25, 2017 9:53 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Hehehe! I didn't really think that, just being funny. 

    You two can fight it out over Lenny... I'll take Lisa Bonet's current husband! Younger and HOTTER! :)

    Surely "fancy Walmart guy" is an oxymoron? :P
      June 25, 2017 10:04 PM MDT
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  • Lol :)I wish I could find you the thread about fancy Walmart guy :) I wouldn't know where to start to look now :)oh ... I call dibs on Jason Mamoa too. DIBS! Mine 
      June 25, 2017 10:08 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Bullsh*t! I said "I'll take"! That's just as good as dibs! 
      June 25, 2017 10:13 PM MDT
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  • Too late :/ I called dibs ;)
      June 25, 2017 10:16 PM MDT
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  • 10052
      June 25, 2017 10:26 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) sisters before misters ..F and D! I love when i can use someone's own words against them ;)
      June 25, 2017 10:29 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    I was sadly conceding for that very reason! 
      June 25, 2017 10:33 PM MDT
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  • And I am GRACIOUSLY  WINNING! I WIN ... I win!!! Yay me .. yay me :) dibs are the besterest ;)
      June 25, 2017 10:39 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    You've just experienced being "Jaimied."  It's the same underhanded crap she pulled on me.  


    She will pay.  Oh yes.  She will pay........
      June 26, 2017 4:54 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    I GOT TO SEE THE FANCY WALMART GUY! WW posted it on another thread! I can see why you wanted dibs on that! ;)
      June 26, 2017 8:37 PM MDT
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  • Haha :) isn't he fancy??? Keep your hands and eyes of him ... MINE ... dibs! 
      June 27, 2017 6:12 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    Sorry to burst your bubble, but calling dibs is not effective when i comes to getting the last ribs on the serving plate. That is determined entirely by the length of your arms, and your strategic placement at the table.
      June 26, 2017 3:58 AM MDT
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  • 44601
    You forgot option F...What the hell is a dib?
      June 26, 2017 7:00 AM MDT
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