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Benedict Arnold

Regarding Dibs: If I call dibs on something it's mine , yes? Please choose one of following options...

A) yes 
B) dibs are dibs , so yes 
C) he's yours then 
D) Harry shouldn't try to steal a guy you called dibs on 
E) finders keepers losers weepers unless someone calls "dibs

Posted - June 25, 2017
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  • 5354
    It is the stuff what you dip the potato chips in ;-))
      June 27, 2017 2:30 AM MDT
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  • Dibs are dibs ... I said that in my question :/ you are NOT paying attention :(
      June 27, 2017 6:20 PM MDT
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  • Yep..

    And now we move on to our "Secret Santa" episode of Dibs where no one knows anything, but if you cross the line (which you don't know where it's drawn or if it exists at all) you shall be forever Doxed, trolled and tormented by the dark forces of the internet which may (or may not) be real until the end of your days or the days of said "Dibs" object.
     
      June 26, 2017 8:58 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    depends on what youre calling dibs on
      June 26, 2017 2:45 PM MDT
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  • 6124

    F. Calling Dibs AFTER THE FACT, and actually attempting to steal Boris quite literally out from under Harry when they are in bed together, leaves Harry no choice but to break her promise and take Lenny away from Jaimie.  

    The gloves are off beeyatch!  ;-)

     

      June 26, 2017 5:11 PM MDT
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  •   June 27, 2017 6:16 PM MDT
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  • 6124

     

      June 27, 2017 6:21 PM MDT
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  •   June 27, 2017 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Ugh.  Yeah, you keep eating those cheese fries.  

     




      June 28, 2017 4:05 AM MDT
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  •   June 29, 2017 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 6124

     

      June 30, 2017 4:12 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    All's fair in love and war, my dear.

    Dibs?  Bah! 

    fooey!

    A pox on you.  I want him, and I will HAVE him. 

    dibs shmibs

    Wal-Mart boy is miiiine.   There's a good meal waiting to happen. 

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at June 29, 2017 6:24 AM MDT
      June 26, 2017 8:40 PM MDT
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  • Sharona!!! I thought you were in my posse now! He's my fancy Walmart man :/ MINE! 
      June 27, 2017 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    You girls can call dibs all you like, but once a man gets a look at me, you don't stand a chance.
      June 27, 2017 6:24 PM MDT
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  • 53502

    I know, huh?



    ~
      June 28, 2017 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 6124

     

      June 29, 2017 5:03 AM MDT
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  • 10993
    Who  could resist this?

      June 29, 2017 5:19 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    You're right.  I don't think anyone can.  I concede that you are more awesome than I am Jane.

    But, I'm still more desirable than Jaimie and her mosquito bite boobies.  
    Lenny told me.   
      June 30, 2017 4:23 PM MDT
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  •   June 29, 2017 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    As long as it is dibs...I go for option 3..,,he's yours;))

      June 29, 2017 11:22 PM MDT
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  • Yes, yes he is. That's a very good answer, Veena :)
      June 30, 2017 9:55 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Et tu Veena?    Not only Jaimie stabs me in the back but now you?  I am inconsolable.  Inconsolable.    If you knew the real story you wouldn't be so fickle.

    Jaimie, I have a new guy.  And, I ain't making the mistake this time of telling you who it is.  You can keep Boris.   I don't need your sloppy seconds.  I have someone even more desirable.  He is a beautiful ebony God.   You will be so jealous when you eventually find out who it is.  After we are married, I will post the announcement along with our wedding photo.  
     
      June 30, 2017 4:33 PM MDT
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  • I call dibs on that one too. Dibs.
      July 1, 2017 8:21 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    ahem *cough* *cough*  

    See below.  

      July 1, 2017 1:04 PM MDT
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  • Don't listen to Harry, Veena!! "She's crazy. And just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's a crazy underground garage. :/

      July 1, 2017 8:20 AM MDT
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