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What was the last thing you choked on? "he asked me if I loved him.. and I choked on my reply. I'd rather hurt him honestly..

Then punch him in the throat... or something something lie. 

https://youtu.be/IATz8ZVTALo

Posted - June 27, 2017
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  • 7683
    https://youtu.be/yGutSfyK4y8
      June 27, 2017 10:24 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) cute as'
      June 27, 2017 10:28 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    ;)))
      June 27, 2017 10:29 PM MDT
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  • 745
    the realization that I'm human..  also a beer.
      June 27, 2017 10:51 PM MDT
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  • 457
    Madden :-/
      June 27, 2017 11:18 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    He asked me if I loved him, and I choked on my reply. 

    Said you need to get your hand out of my pants or I'll sock you in the eye. 
      June 28, 2017 1:31 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    ive never had issues with choking
      June 28, 2017 3:37 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    He shoved his member into her pie hole and she choked...  Oh wait that is inappropriate.

    I ain't never choked on anything, honest.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 2, 2017 2:49 PM MDT
      June 28, 2017 3:42 PM MDT
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  • :)
      July 2, 2017 2:54 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    The thing I choked on was the vomit that fooking song induced in me.  Bleah!  
      July 1, 2017 1:39 PM MDT
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  • lol :) wish  I could remember what brought on this question..  I feel like vomiting  at the song myself today. It's  fine for me to say it .... NOT YOU! ;)
      July 2, 2017 2:52 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    WHy do you abuse me so?  Why oh why?

    Oh yeah.  I broke Lenny. :-D
      July 2, 2017 4:21 PM MDT
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  • Yeah :( that's why .... and I told you ..keep my mans name out ya mouth! :)
      July 2, 2017 5:10 PM MDT
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  • 6124

     

      July 2, 2017 5:18 PM MDT
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  • LMFAO :) you're supposed to be senile! Isnt  it time for you to forget about stealing my men:( 
      July 2, 2017 5:21 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    What?   I have no idea what you are talking about.

    Did I tell you that Daddy is throwing me a sweet sixteen party?  


      July 2, 2017 5:26 PM MDT
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  • Yes , yes you did. You also told me if you were very very  good and stayed away from fancy Walmart guys and dudes named Lenny, he said gonna buy you a BRAND NEW CAR!!!! Yay you! so be good and keep your boobs away from my men:/  
      July 2, 2017 5:32 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Yay!  New car!  Okay.  I will keep my boobs away from your men.  






    They are broken anyway and I am getting married soon to an ebony God.
      July 2, 2017 5:41 PM MDT
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  • Yay!!! I am so happy for you harry! Unless he is very good looking then ....

      July 2, 2017 5:46 PM MDT
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