I wasn’t expecting honest answers, but this one was interesting. I wouldn’t consider myself a sociopath, but there are easily a couple on that list that could pertain to me.

On a scale of 1-10, how sociopathic are you?

No, my friends took me out and showed me a good time. Almost too good of a time. That’s why I don’t remember much. Happy Thursday, Rosie. 

We’re required to wear them in my office building, so I just have a couple of boring navy blue masks that are washable. None if I had your emoji mask, I could express all of my emotions at all times wearing it. Imagine that!

Running errands, driving around a cranky old millionaire. 

I have a friend who only works about 20 hours per week and makes about twice as much as I do annually. I am certainly envious of him sometimes.

21 was my most and least memorable birthday, if that makes any sense. As far as a favorite goes, probably my 9th birthday. The presents were great and I was allowed to have 7-8 friends over to spend the night after playing laser tag all night.

Yeah, Chapelle plays a blind guy who thinks he’s white and he is the leader of the local KKK. They don’t realize he’s not white because he always wears a mask and gloves to the meetings. It isn’t quite the scenario you painted...  moreYeah, Chapelle plays a blind guy who thinks he’s white and he is the leader of the local KKK. They don’t realize he’s not white because he always wears a mask and gloves to the meetings. It isn’t quite the scenario you painted in your question, but it reminded me of it.https://youtu.be/BLNDqxrUUwQ  

He was a character on a Dave Chappelle skit.

Perhaps Clayton Bigsby. 

I haven’t been around much lately, but I remember some folks who don’t seem to be here anymore. MrSpeedskates comes to mind. Also, that fella who was a huge fan of trash bags.

 After a weekend of binge drinking?

You might actually be pregnant now.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell. You know, living in America and all. 

Anything he thinks will annoy me enough to give him the attention he constantly craves. Normally anything on a table or countertop that he can knock over.

Oh man ????‍♂️ I had to explain to a good friend of mine that tenure does not equal 10 years. He also thinks it’s “bald faced lie” and that the moon can’t be full if it’s behind clouds.

And why not?

If the last text you sent were to be etched on your tombstone when you die, what would it say?

Eat my shorts, poser!

Hi, Jane!

Out there, trying not to become mollusc food. How’s it going?

Don’t worry, man. I won’t move a single box in protest. 

It’s already done. We’re shutting it down.

I was a twinkle in my pep pep’s eye.

Maybe to help him move. Then again, I don’t really want to help anyone move.

Gynecologist 

Nah, molluscs have to eat too.

In a mug

Of course. I’m the only one who uses that shower and it’s the most sanitary place to pee. Why wouldn’t you pee while showering??

Bourbon 

I’m working on it. Day by day.

In supposed to be working, but I think I’m just gonna cruise this last 30 minutes of today.

Y’all kicked Sharonna out? This place can’t have nice things, can it?

Tape them to your leg!

There’s a hawk that hangs around, scoping all the small animals and children for a quick snack. There’s also a fox that roams the neighborhood at night. Sometimes it gets the dogs riled up. 

D- popcorn...for dinner

Same dumb face, different decade

Better check the trunk

I saw some episodes when I was very young. All I remember about them was always wondering why he comes home, takes his jacket off, and then puts on another jacket. ??

I literally hate when people misuse the word "Literally".

Everyone can ffoc off until I've had that cup o'joe.

All of my science professors have been men, so no. My Spanish professor however, is very attractive.

Bong rip and video games

I had chef boyardee from the library vending machine last week. Not great

Fair enough

Damn, that was cold. lol

I'm the youngest of 3 and the only boy. It was nice because my parents were way less strict with me then they were with my sisters.