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I sat next to a stranger on a roller coaster and I think I'm pregnant now. What do I do?

Posted - October 3, 2016
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  • Ugh, I can't believe you even need to ask.  Get yourself to a taxidermist pronto. 
      October 3, 2016 9:45 AM MDT
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  • Skee-ball alley abortion. It's your only hope.
      October 3, 2016 9:50 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You have a manner of description that is the opposite of quaint, Glis.  WHAT???
      October 3, 2016 10:39 AM MDT
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  • How dare you?
      October 3, 2016 10:44 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    HEY.  I am saying that you are ahead of your time.  I DARE. 

    Do you KNOW who I AM?
      October 3, 2016 10:45 AM MDT
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  • I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess.
      October 3, 2016 10:57 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I am in school right now doing a paper on a fake client and the fake name the instructor used is Maya Sherona.   I found that odd.

    But that Skee Ball Alley abortion thing was quite amazingly descriptive.  I can't picture what it could mean unless you are shooting a steel ball in a hole.  It cannot mean that.
      October 3, 2016 11:01 AM MDT
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  • 17613
    Surely it means abortion tables lined up one right after the other................that is the one and only thing that came to mind.  The phrase got my attention too.
      October 3, 2016 2:12 PM MDT
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  • I think you need to consult your neighborhood psychic. :)
      October 3, 2016 9:57 AM MDT
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  • 457
    She told me to check answermug. Thanks Nev.
      October 4, 2016 7:39 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Wake up and look around you. You are not on AB anymore.
      October 3, 2016 10:11 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Jakob,
    are you certain of that?
      October 3, 2016 10:40 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Next time you sit down in a strange place wear pants and underwear.
      October 3, 2016 10:18 AM MDT
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  • Well that's no fun... ;)
      October 3, 2016 10:20 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    You are probably not pregnant but stay off the roller coasters when you are in heat.
      October 3, 2016 10:35 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    I'm the father.  You were in such esctasy  that you yelled out; Trump for president! 
      October 3, 2016 12:10 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    Maybe we should start a Campain to make people less happy ;-))
      October 3, 2016 4:14 PM MDT
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  • 2515
    Paynuts! I know you're a guy. Tell me how you think you got prego. It may be gas.
      October 3, 2016 12:20 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    you have to ride the roller coaster in reverse.
    this might take some doing
    because you have to find that stranger again
    and pay off the Roller coaster person to run it in reverse.
    and then since you are a guy
    you have to pay the stranger to take back the prego.
    easy huh?
    that'll teach you to ride with strangers.
      October 3, 2016 1:33 PM MDT
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  • 17613
    I've missed these questions.  Seriously!!!  

    Dear, just ride the coaster again, but sit in the seat backward.


    How 'bout them VOLS! This post was edited by Thriftymaid at October 4, 2016 7:57 AM MDT
      October 3, 2016 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 457
    Hi Thrifty! Yeah, I think I may be their good luck charm this season. I've been to every game. :)
      October 4, 2016 7:42 AM MDT
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  • 17613
    If they aren't playing Auburn or Alabama I'll be pulling for them too.  It's great to have Tennessee strong.  I love the SEC.  It makes all our teams have such tough schedules, but that's part of it. 

    I hope you are having a blast up there.  My husband went to UT for one semester.  Failed two classes.  His dad went up and brought him back and enrolled him at Alabama.  ;)  I was still in high school so I didn't mind.  But he had way too much fun up there.  This was lots of years ago.  This post was edited by Thriftymaid at October 4, 2016 10:41 PM MDT
      October 4, 2016 10:37 PM MDT
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  • 59
      October 3, 2016 4:09 PM MDT
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