Humorous answers, please: what is a job or profession you would love to fake your way into making someone believe you have? ~

Marine Biologist

{you should know what this refers to.  lol}

Pole dancer

Fashion model.

This post was edited by Element 99 at June 18, 2020 6:00 AM MDT

This is probably a humorous answer because I seem to be the only one confused. I saw your question before anyone answered and got confused.

I'm unsure of the question's meaning -- what job would I love to fake my way into and then, once I faked my way into getting the job, then try to make someone believe that I had faked my way into that job?

Or

Wait -- so, a job I would like to pretend that I have (but I don't really have) and try to make someone believe I had? Why does it take me that long to figure it out?


Geez - - I fear for my brain.









This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at June 17, 2020 8:34 PM MDT

Lap top dancer.

When I was on the now-defunct Experience Project, I used to tell the never-ending stream of horny men and boys who messaged me (and every other female on the site) that I was a phone-sex operator and my contract forbade me from engaging in sexy talk unless I was paid. It was pretty funny. 

none of them

Gynecologist