Seems kind of sexy to me. Jes’ sayin’.
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(everyday every day)
GET OUT!!!
Don’t stay in that house tonight no matter what you do! The smorgasbörd you’ll provide to those assassins isn’t worth the trouble! Get as far away from there as . . . oh, wait, these are just Canadian mosquitoes. Never mind.
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*Now turning to international news. A man in California, USA is under investigation for plotting a devious scheme to train mosquitoes to target a particular person in a foreign country and infect her with some type of biological agent that he cooked up in his basement laboratory. Authorities armed with a search warrant raided his place and carted off hundreds of live mosquitoes, vials of potions, and video tapes on tiny screens specially fitted for insects with multiple eyes. The woman in question who was the victim lives in Canada and is engaged to be married to a supposed tree surgeon, who is himself suspected to be part of the plot. The fake tree surgeon apparently planted the brainwashed mosquitoes a week ago during a routine tree inspection. Our correspondents are on their way to Canada to interview the woman, as soon as they can charter a moose corral to arrange rides up to her igloo. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have offered the services of one Inspector Doright to lead the expedition.
“Meanwhile, in Panama . . . ”
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Not again! Listen, there is absolutely no way I’m paying child support for this one! Grrrrrrr.
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Randy, Randy, Randy! Why is it always about Randy? Oh, wait . . .
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Nanoose 