one time in seventh grade science class i slipped out of my chair and farted but i blamed it on the kid behind me and he got ruthlessly picked on for it for the remainder of middle school
But you aren’t the only one who will ever read posts here.
I can‘t speak for anyone else, but I know some things so potentially troublesome that I’ve vowed to take them to the grave and that, in my book, is the definition of non-negotiable.
Now, I/we could easily invent some amusing lie, but that isn’t my take on the question.
I have one hell of a story to tell, but I will write it down and hide it from my wife and she can find it after I die. It is impossible to prove because a certain website is gone forever, taking all the comments with it. I can't really tell anyone because I would be labeled a 'bull------'. If my wife got a hold of this story, she would spread it all over town, and then SHE would be labeled a 'bull------'.